|me halfway through anything:||i dont want to do this anymore|
OKAY FOR SOME REASON JOHN BARROWMAN WAS ON MY PLANE DRESSED AS AN AIR HOSTESS GIVING OUT ICE LOLLIES AND I WAS LIKE WTF AND SAID ‘this is now the best day of my life’ AND HE SAID ‘bet you didn’t think Captain Jack Harkness would be giving you something to suck on’ THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED WHY
Hugh Dancy and Jimmy compete for best Rob Ford impression.
Hugh Dancy is a very versatile actor.
hodor? no shit hodor.
is there a tutorial on how to talk to people because i don’t understand
me: ah yes time to start my homework
me: *opens tumblr*
me: *watches 25 youtube tutorials*
me: *sings the entirety of bohemian rhapsody*
me: *rearranges room*
me: *reads les mis*
me: *watches every tom hiddleston interview on the internet*
me: *writes a novel*
me: *publishes novel*
me: *has novel made into 3 movies and a video game*
me: *takes the ring to mordor*
me: *defeats lord voldemort*
me: well its too late to start it now
|Nurse:||"Sorry your boyfriend couldn't wait for you in the waiting room, it makes women feel uncomfortable."|
|Me:||"He wasn't my boyfriend and I don't see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that's my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he."|
|Nurse:||"So he's your...."|
|Nurse:||(During the question asking) "How many sexual partners have you had?"|
|Nurse:||"How old were you when you first became sexually active?"|
|Me:||"....Loaded question but....14, I guess."|
|Nurse:||"You're sexually active, then."|
|Nurse:||"How many times have you been pregnant?"|
|Nurse:||"O...kayy...-Checks 'condoms' as my preferred use of birth control-"|
|Me:||"I don't use condoms. Or take birth control."|
|Nurse:||"Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?"|
|Me:||"I fuck girls."|
Only Lovers Left Alive is incredible. I love the duo, an intense love between them. I love the universe, music, style. Tom Hiddleston plays so well, he can play a character completly different and opposite of these other roles without seeing any difference.